Assault with a Deadly “Forest Green”

Youth violence is definitely a major issue of today, but arresting someone for throwing a crayon? Of course…

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313963,00.html

Stand Up and Lose Weight

An interesting study has shown a relationship between being too heavy and sitting too much. Please stand while you read this article.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/DyeHard/story?id=3922069&page=1

“Gender Bender” Day at School

I remember “Hat Day,” “Crazy Shirt Day,” and all the other “Spirit Days” that we used to have to build team spirit, but we never had a “Gender Bender Day.”

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58914

Honesty Doesn’t “Pay” This Time…

… But it was still the right thing to do. Good for this guy, and at least he was honest about the temptation.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8T5K2C00

Do Your Part to Save the Planet – Drink Rat’s Milk

I really don’t know much about Heather Mills as a person. I know she is an outspoken PETA person, but her latest comments are amazing.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23421756-details/Heather+Mills%27+latest+bizarre+rant%3A+%27Why+don%27t+we+drink+milk+from+rats+and+dogs%27/article.do

$25,000 Desserts? Not for Awhile Anyway

You might’ve heard recent stories about extreme desserts made with the best ingredients and the finest toppings, but what if one of those fancy toppings happened to be mice droppings? Yum – pass the sprinkles!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,312022,00.html

One of the Strangest Drug Busts Ever

It sounds like the ramblings of a warped fairy tale, but it is true – A man and a toad were arrested in a Missouri drug bust. The word is that by licking it, you can get a high. I’ll stick with Tootsie Roll Pops.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,311715,00.html

Atonement for the Dog Curse!

This young man obviously didn’t consider the dire consequences of stoning two mating dogs to death until after it was too late. How can one atone for this terrible act? Marry a dog, of course!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,311079,00.html

Time for a Car Wash!

What a deal – go wash your car and the car wash starts spitting out money like a slot machine! Now that is good PR.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=cp_fh9v4vj9s60

Unveiling the “Toilet House”

A house built in honor of the toilet? Why not? The builder says that “the toilet must become the center of our attention,” and this is how he wants to promote that idea.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,310077,00.html